Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.

Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

constavariety

One who has sex with a large number of females on a constant basis.

I have fucked 10 girls this month. I have achieved constavariety.

by oxy8978 September 15, 2012

constibating

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.

Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.

by Rapaca November 16, 2014

Constimatic

(adjective) to be so riveted to something that you won't leave it for the world, not even to go to the toilet.

Old English (est. 2015) combination of constipation and cinematic

Wow that movie was so amazing it was practically constimatic!

by foooffun February 5, 2015

Constarrhea

n. A combination of the words 'constipation' and 'diarrhea'; a condition where it's difficult to excrete feces, but when you do manage to, it's diarrhea

John was regretting having spicy chicken wings last night, because the morning after he had a bad case of fiery constarrhea.

by LoopholeHacker May 31, 2016

Constimplating

When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.

Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."

Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"

by Drisen November 26, 2016

Constafunk

A person that walks around stinking like armpits butt cheese and dookie bootie..

Man Daniel was here, It still smells like a bathroom at Wrigley Field.
Daniel is always in a state of constafunk.

by Magical Mayhem July 9, 2017