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consolebating

When a game is just so sexy you pull out yo wanker and wack it repeatedly until climax.
COD Ghost was so amazing! As soon as I got home I went in my room and started consolebating
by 0c_allen November 22, 2013
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Consoleism

Intolerance bred through fear, ignorance or a false sense of superiority specifically directed at those who play video games on consoles instead of PC.
Man... Chill out on the Consoleism, it's unnecessary .
by ConcernedCiztizen October 20, 2016
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Space Console Operator

a. A term often used to refer to a person who has just been released from Basic Military Training, and then proceeds to be placed in charge of all operations in a multi-billion dollar installation. Preferably while the rest of his or her "seasoned" crew sleeps.

b. A person who counts the number of objects flying over head in outer space, while attempting to ignore the b-movie marathon that is going on in the background.

Note: Once a Space Console Operator has developed enough knowledge to not fail at his or her job, they are ready immediately to be placed in a less taxing position where there focus can be placed on more entertaining sorts of things, like card games and naps.
Oh look a 352 piece break up! Let's go take a nap, watching the Space Console Operator work always makes me so tired.
by The Fallen Charly March 6, 2011
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condoleeza rice

dude1: whats that smell?!? did u just shit on your hand?

dude2: yea, now it smells like condoleeza rice!
by Goodguy555 November 18, 2009
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console whore

One who spends more time in the console of a game than playing the game itself, often found in games like half life and its modifications.
1- oh noez he got teh tao cannon id better move *~ strafe strafe strafe shoot sv_gravity -9999* ahah lamer j00r on t3h roof now !11oen

2- gene, gets pwnd while he fiddles around in console instead of playing the game
by !!11oen July 21, 2004
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Condoleezza Rice

professor turned high-ranking foreign policy official in the current White House; perhaps one of the most brilliant Americans to ever work in government; quite possibly the next POTUS
If Condoleezza Rice ran for the presidency, I would absolutely vote for her.
by Ludlow August 26, 2005
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