condement

the plastic a guy puts on his dick so he can fuck his gf without risk of children

Bob had to put a condement so he could fuck Lexi up!

by Yeaa boii kid October 7, 2020

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

Conpewjun

Typo when a alchy sends a reply without looking and then ghosts the chat.

In english a Shehzad is a “Conpewjun”.

by Hehe1111 January 4, 2021

Condering

The act of being in a trance of thinking but at the same time not caring about the thing itself.

John: How do ghosts sh*t? Do they need to?
Penelope : What’s John thinking about?
Alan: I think he’s condering wether ghosts excrete waste like we do or if they have to.

by NotoriousAlan January 6, 2021

conjewgal visit

What Tevya would hope was allowed if he got put in da slammer and wanted his wife Golde to come and see him sometimes.

As rowdy as Tevya and his drinking-buddies got when drunkenly singing "To Life!" at da local watering-hole, it's a wonder dat they didn't all get locked up and been made to be content with occasional conjewgal visits for a few weeks till they would be released on parole and allowed to return to their families.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

Condehwhore

One who is female, who is also whore, and very condescending. More specifically, basically a prostitute having or showing a feeling of patronizing superiority.

Condehwhore: "I sleep with your brother, I liar. And, I know everything, you stupid".

by Godislocatedinyourbrain March 29, 2021

condescine

a sexy mother fucker with big milky tits and huge nuts and dick

im so fucking baked right now i cant do this condescine

by titballs445 May 11, 2021