clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

Weiner Cleaner

one who gives head very often

dude i would but that weiner cleaner proley has std's

by cecelia feathers November 5, 2006

clean house

To clean house is to delete all the people on facebook that you don't give a shit about.

"This weekend I unfriended Mara, Sara, Autumn, and Jackie. Yeah, It was a clean house Saturday!"

by tosh daniels March 15, 2012

gun cleaner

Inserting your penis into someone's vagina or anus while they still have their underwear on, pushing the fabric into the orifice along with your penis, then withdrawing and bringing the soiled fabric back out with your penis.

She said she needed her anus cleaned out, so I gave her a gun cleaner.

by go_lanche May 22, 2006

Deep clean

The act of using a towel to clean one's ringpiece and rectum with great vigour and zeal.

As he checked out of the hotel Steve glanced around furtively, desperately hoping the cleaners had yet to discover the soiled remnants of his latest deep clean.

by Mike Beast August 21, 2010

Clean-room

A man-made environment that has much lower perticle counts than a normal environment

1. Hospital surgery rooms: to control the airborned bacteria contamination. ( responsible for postsurgery infections )
2. Semiconductor Industry: To control contamination of tiny particles. ( particles can cause defects on microelectronic devices and circuits.
3. Pharmamedical production. ( to control bacteria contamination in the drugs )
4. Space research and developement. ( the building and assembling of space shuttles and satelites. ( the space industry suffered many crashes and failed lunches during the 60:s to the 80:s because of particle-contaminated electronics )
5. Clean-rooms also appears i the food industry, but have lower requirements.

by Anders Tallbom August 5, 2005

clean sweeper

when you wipe after pooping and the paper is clean, requiring no further wiping

It was a clean sweeper, I only had to wipe once!

by DJ Shaun May 20, 2011