chapstick

When you penis is the size of a chapstick tube yet women cannot keep it off of their lips

The guy over there is the size of a chapstick tube but I still wanta to suck his fucking cock

by Cockmaster January 9, 2004

Chapstick

Extremely dirty kid who never washes his hair or takes a shower!

That kid is a chapstick

by King Rooney November 11, 2008

Chintastic

1. Having an overtly gargantuan chin

2. A gentic disease, causing the chin to grow twice the size of a normal one.

3. Garrett's big mistake

Dad: What's wrong with my baby?
Doctor: It has a case of Chintastic!

Look at him, he is chintastic!

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

Chapstick lesbian

Somewhere between a dike and a lipstick lesbian

That Susan isn't such a dike, she's a chapstick lesbian.

by Chicharonies September 1, 2009

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who is trying to be fem but can't quite get it together. She's maybe wearing mascara and a little blush, and definitely closed toed Keens, but she's not yet a lipstick lesbian.

Shoshanna used to be butch but now she's a Chapstick Lesbian - I think she's even wearing concealer!

by Travizzle May 31, 2014

chapstick

someone smug and condescending from the suburbs or chicago

yo that fuckin chapstick dont belong in the dirty jerz

by billllll June 25, 2006

Chapstick

A word or phrase that describes the owner of the xbox live gamertag Raged Ermine

me: Hey Chapstick
Raged Ermine: Hey

by xJAMESxB July 27, 2011