Cesar Millan

Born in Mexico, Cesar worked on a farm as a boy and wanted to become a dog trainer in America. He illegally immigrated to the US and worked in San Diego in at a small dog grooming shop. He then worked as a limo/vallet service. After everyone saw how good he was with dogs, word of mouth spread and he soon started training dogs/people as he had his own small side business. Jada Pickett Smith was one of his first major clients and offered to help Cesar set up his own business.

Now he is host of the popular "Dog Whisperer" show on National Geographic. He is very good with dogs and constantly tells people to stop treating dogs like humans and be their pack leaders!

Exercise, Disipline, and then Affection - In that order!

Cesar Millan to a typical owner who spoils their pet with effection: "Be the pack leader and give off a assertive dominant energy and your dog will love you. Only give affection if the dog is being calm submissive"

by Doggmaster431 July 17, 2009

Celtae

an amazing hippie chick that is too good for any guy in highschool because none of them have beards and she deserves a manly man with a huge beard. has beautiful light brown curly hair and the prettiest eyes. she wants to live in Ireland and can sing the most amazing celtic songs. anything but your typical highschool girl. much better than all those bitches.
she wins at life.

"I think I'm going to move to Ireland and find a bearded man to marry."
"You sound like a Celtae."

by pearla18 March 12, 2010

Celia

Big dick energy, and has tons of hoes. She outshines everyone in the room around her, and demotes everyone to nothing automatically. A much beter name then Oliver, Parker, Keenan, and Skylar

Have you met Celia? She got mad hoes bruh.

by anonymous November 11, 2021

Cesar

A sexy MF with a fat cock

I wanna FUCK cesar

by Violet myers November 22, 2021

Cesar Psyop

A shooting or terrorist attack that is actually false flag government psyop. Originating from terrorist Cesar Sayoc.

Oh that shooting? Probably a Cesar Psyop

by JackMoozlum April 12, 2022

celia

a name for a girl, originated in spain. Used in Medieval Times as the name for an ale beer. Also, the name of two mountains in China that are shaped like boobs.

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*Hey Celia, can you come here for a second please??*

year 1398

*Hand me some celia, Duke.*

by yoooouuuuu January 4, 2007

Dirty cesar

The act of mobbing and robbing someone as you furiously masturbate thinking of a sexy Asian maid. It has to be in a period of no less than 10 minutes. At the end one must cum in the victims hair, disragarding the victim's sex

"hey dude Shawn got a dirty Cesar from an anonymous bystander, he is in therapy now.". "hey let's roll tonight at the bridge doing dirty cesars to innocent bystanders."

by Dadke January 10, 2010