grass ceiling

The barrier to further promotion in a business defined by a person's inability to play golf.

because i'm rubbish at golf, i've reached the grass ceiling and so will never make it to assistant manager

by the fazzinator January 10, 2007

stack paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.

Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he stack paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

Celina

someone beautiful, amazing personality, knows how to kick ass when she has to, fun to have around, has HUGE chubby cheeks, eyes that you can get lost in, can make you smile when your sad, adorable voice that you can hear for hours over the phone, adorable face that you will never get tired of seeing, someone you truly love, your best friend, your everything.

What's her name? she is so wonderful!

-Oh dude, thats Celina

No wonder she is so amazing.

by glambam05 April 1, 2011

ceiling moment

A certain time when one lays in bed and stare at the ceiling while thinking about whether he exists or not and about the world and existence in general.

Those moments are highly complex and usually scare the one who's having them.

john: dude where have you been last night?
Eddy: ohman, I had a ceiling moment, it was a big one
john: didn't get much sleep huh?
Eddy: nope, I just thought for hours

by booboogaga October 31, 2009

Ceiling Expert

A skank, slut, whore, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.

Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert

by Bobass April 27, 2007

clinger

1)A person that wont stop following you or a group that you are in.
2)A terd that doesnt want to fall out of your ass

Matt kept following everywhere I went, that god dam clinger.

I was on the bowl for a fuckin eternity last night. I had a clinger that juss didnt want to fuckin drop

by Rega October 14, 2006

Clingy

“Clingy is like always being close and touchy ig and always wanting to be around someone or something??”

i am clingy towards you

by idonthaveaname1114564252 May 5, 2018