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catapult that hoe

When a guy pulls out before he's done his business and cums in a girls belly button. Then he grabs a spork and flings the cum into her open mouth.
Duuuude, I'm about to catapult that hoe SOOO good.
by Alex & Karson December 3, 2007
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urban catapult

It is when you are erect and you get the girl to shit on you, then you take the feces and make little balls of shit. You then pull your penis back like a catapult and you put the shit ball under the head of your pecker pipi, then release the little turds into her mouth. This way you guys can have fun while having sex, its like diner in bed.
Charles:"i'm prety good at urban catapult my girlfriend says"
by who gives a shit... January 16, 2008
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Catapu$

a magical animal that is half cat, half platapus. its best friend is a lost lauren, and it likes to eat wax.
Whoa, that Catapu$ ate my candle, man!
by GARDENTHIA November 25, 2009
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canaping

My son and granddaughter are going canaping canoeing camping on the Wisconsin River.
by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011
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catsnap

When you fall asleep and you wake up as an incel loser with nothing in your life but cats
Oh wow, took a catsnap, now I'm single and depressed, better take out my anger constructively
by 0ufsodifh November 6, 2019
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Catnip

A person who the woman using the term finds extremely sexually attractive and/or arousing.
Friend A: " Geo is seriously catnip."
Friend B: " What do you mean ?"
Friend A: " Because he makes the pussy go CRAZY 😻😻😻 !"
by Nah.Chill July 11, 2020
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Catnipole

A cat who a pole coming out of its nips
You:omg what is that
Friend:just my catnipole
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
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