Beenis

The tender area between the balls and the penis.

Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."

by Stevie Boo Boo April 8, 2019

bernie

A word used in poker that means to hide or stash away.

Don't bernie your chips!

by ChipWinner February 4, 2010

Pull a Bernstein

obvious, bait

To ask a really obvious question, or a question that can easily be answered by looking on Google.

"What does bait mean?"
"Ah man, did u just pull a Bernstein?"

by JThemDigital June 24, 2020

Bernie Mac

The highest level of death.

Shrek just fucked me so hard i feel like Bernie Mac.

by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 9, 2014

Bernie Sanders

A new hope

" Damn i hope clinton wins!!" "nah m8 i want america to be cool again, Bernie Sanders 2016!"

by UR mums nickers September 7, 2016

Bernie Bro

An insufferable, self-righteous, left wing activist, who refers to everyone who doesn't share his narrow political views (a.k.a. anyone who doesn't feel the Bern) as a corporate puppet/media whore.

- How dare you question Bernie's electoral program, you Wallstreet boot licking corporate whore!!!!!
- Dude, chill the fuck out. You're becoming such a Bernie Bro.
Sjw Bernie sanders politics

by Alverickflair June 3, 2016

Beenis

The scientific term for a bee's penis.

"I've seen many a penis, but never a beenis."

by BeenisLover April 19, 2018