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Necklaces or bracelets made of carved peices of wood or bone. Typically worn by surfers, mountain climbers and legit guys that like adventure.Metrosexual teenage boys going through an identity crisis will often wear man beads to look like a surfer.
Ryder is a legit wearer of man beads because he's good at surfing and lives in New Zealand.

Chris can't surf and lives in Kansas but he dresses like a surfer by wearing hollister and man beads.
Man Beads by StoneyWolf January 13, 2011
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Love beads

Beads worn by a man or woman to show that they are commited to a life of love and not war and killing.
Those love beads are cool.
Love beads by Deep blue 2012 March 15, 2010

beadlesticks 

Alternative name for toothpicks - i.e. chopsticks for Jeremy Beadle's little hand.
"Pass the beadlesticks I've got something stuck in my teeth."
beadlesticks by Poland syndrome December 24, 2008

genital beading 

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.
Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.
genital beading by Rubeheart November 5, 2013

Anal Beads

Beads you put up your arsehole for pleasure
Oi babes I beg you use the anal beads on me tonight
Anal Beads by Mide Ogunware February 25, 2019

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.
"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin
fuck beads by jay January 7, 2004