Bathroom Book

A book intentionally bought for
bathroom reading.

Jordana: God she's been in the bathroom forever.
Allee: She must be enjoying that bathroom book right about now!

by xxxfishnetsxxx February 27, 2009

Bathroom Burglar

The act when one person tries to forcibly open your bathroom stall door while you are peeing or taking a dump when they know good and well that the stall is occupied

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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010

bathroom slut

One who waits around in public or private bathrooms, waiting for men or women to walk in. From then on, the person who enters the lavatory is free to do to said bathroom slut as they please, because a bathroom slut will do anything to a person. Nothing is out of bounds for a bathroom slut, as long as the act stays within the bathroom. After such act is committed, the person that originally entered can leave freely without any ties to the bathroom slut. The bathroom slut now just has to wait for his/her next contender AKA the next person to walk into the bathroom.

Zoe- Oh my god, did you hear about what that bathroom slut did to grandma at that gas station?

Francis- I know, I don't think grandma will be able to walk in a straight line for weeks!

by cenileaura November 28, 2011

bathroom polio

Bathroom Polio occurs when a indviduals feet go numb or "fall asleep" from sitting on the toilet too long.

I had to stomp my feet after taking a big dump to make get the feeling back in them-worst case of bathroom polio I've had in years!

by Cokeduprednek July 25, 2007

Batlord

Noun.

A Batlord is an evolved bat, it is like an ant queen. It can control all the other bats in it's pack. It uses its call of EEEEEEE to attract mates and other bats for its pack.

They are very fond of fruit, old victorian poetry, shakespearean drama and fine wine on the french riviera.

They are known to get very angry when confronted head on. You should only communicate with them by using their native call of EEEEE.

Jeff is a Batlord. EEEEE

I wonder when the Batlord will be down on the riviera.

by Jeff Batlord January 15, 2011

Bamtori

A solo stan of K-Pop's 4th Gen visual, Tomorrow X Together's centre dancer and rapper, Choi Beomgyu.

Bamtoris can never have enough of Angel or Devil Beomgyu.

by moarmygene0706 March 26, 2021

bathroom looker

Someone who looks at other people through the cracks in public restroom stalls.

That 7th grader is such a goddamn bathroom looker.

by Bon Chez April 12, 2003