Professor Jean Baptiste Collin de Sussy from Amogus University. He completed his PhD in sussery, specializing in desussification. His dissertation concerned the process of desussification and potential optimizations in its efficiency. It was lauded worldwide as a breakthough in the field of sussery and he was awarded the Impostor Medal for his work!!
Oh my god!! I got accepted to Amogus University!! I can't wait to learn from Professor Jean-Baptiste himself!!! He is my idol!
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A school full of white kids. The teachers are terrible and can’t say anyone’s name right. The school doesn’t have much money so they have a ton of useless fundraisers. It is a bad school here all the kids are depressed.
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Pentecostal: Why don't you dance in church?
Baptist: Because I'm a Baptist.
Methodist: My preacher's gay. We believe that gay people can be preachers too.
Baptist: Your preacher will go to Hell is he doesn't repent of his sin and accept Christ.
Guy: What bible do you read?
Baptist: KJV
Baptist: Because I'm a Baptist.
Methodist: My preacher's gay. We believe that gay people can be preachers too.
Baptist: Your preacher will go to Hell is he doesn't repent of his sin and accept Christ.
Guy: What bible do you read?
Baptist: KJV
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28:10 - *Jean-Baptiste raises his eyebrows for 1/2 a 'sec' while smiling and continues to smile (as I blush & squeal in delight as a 'Baptist' too!!!!!!!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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If only you people knew what The Baptists are really about. You call us retarded and hate-filled, when you are the ones making hateful accusations against us; what a bunch of hypocrites you all are.
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