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New Zealand

A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first.
by Steve May 7, 2003
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New Zealand

The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.

Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.
Aussie: "NZ sucks"
NZer: "What would you know, you kangaroo-fucking outback drongo"
by KeeWee January 10, 2005
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New Zealand

A country made up of two large islands located in the South Pacific. The only question is: Where is the old Zealand?
by star8706 September 27, 2003
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ZELAD

1. a synonym for absolutely any noun. It can be used to confuse someone or to replace an undescribable object. Use of this noun also makes any sentence perfectly logical. (Use of the word in a sentence does not have to follow grammar rules of any kind but must always be written in capital letters.)
2. A meme originating from 4chan where Link spells Zelda incorrectly and refers to it like a salad.
1. Lol so these ZELAD was ask me if I want to pee bears all the way to the moon.

I want a ZELADS so she'll like me.
2. Link! You want some zelad?
by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011
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New Zealand

A girl who is far too sexy to be picked up without a foreign accent. In this case a New Zealand (or Austrailian) accent is required. Once the bomb is dropped she proceeds to allow the accent sporting gentleman to do anything they want to her, including fingering her to orgasm on the dancefloor.
"yo, sean, i got this crazy ass story for you...." (story preceeds to descibe New Zealand)
by Ben Galbraith January 15, 2006
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New Zealand

Safest Western Nation in the world to live in.
with all the shit going on in the world today, sometimes i just wanna go live in New Zealand
by James_42 August 28, 2005
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New Zealand Spritzer

Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.
Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.
by Metaphoracles January 24, 2010
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