A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).
Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.
Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.
Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
by Steve May 7, 2003
Get the New Zealand mug.The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.
Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.
Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.
by KeeWee January 10, 2005
Get the New Zealand mug.A country made up of two large islands located in the South Pacific. The only question is: Where is the old Zealand?
by star8706 September 27, 2003
Get the New Zealand mug.1. a synonym for absolutely any noun. It can be used to confuse someone or to replace an undescribable object. Use of this noun also makes any sentence perfectly logical. (Use of the word in a sentence does not have to follow grammar rules of any kind but must always be written in capital letters.)
2. A meme originating from 4chan where Link spells Zelda incorrectly and refers to it like a salad.
2. A meme originating from 4chan where Link spells Zelda incorrectly and refers to it like a salad.
1. Lol so these ZELAD was ask me if I want to pee bears all the way to the moon.
I want a ZELADS so she'll like me.
2. Link! You want some zelad?
I want a ZELADS so she'll like me.
2. Link! You want some zelad?
by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011
Get the ZELAD mug.A girl who is far too sexy to be picked up without a foreign accent. In this case a New Zealand (or Austrailian) accent is required. Once the bomb is dropped she proceeds to allow the accent sporting gentleman to do anything they want to her, including fingering her to orgasm on the dancefloor.
by Ben Galbraith January 15, 2006
Get the New Zealand mug.by James_42 August 28, 2005
Get the New Zealand mug.Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.
Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.
by Metaphoracles January 24, 2010
Get the New Zealand Spritzer mug.