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zetlawn is somebody who views himself above all else. he is a man who will soon have the ability to gain all power and lead man kind. He will be the savior of man kind. he is the almighty leader and not to mention has a big dick
oh look its zetlawn bring the finest of fine cloths and objects. we must diliver what we owe to the all mighty zetlawn
zetlawn by zetlawn November 3, 2020
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Zetlawn is a person why is the almighty of the world. he will guide the world to perfection. he the a human who will one day will be known throughout the world and shall be heard throughout the future of the universe. he will be the one. he is the chosen one to be the leader of the world and the universe. he will be the fearless and intelligent warrior with one big dick that will be our savior for our souls and everything else. he will lead and do the impossible and will be praised by everyone. remember the name, Zetlawn. he will be the entire future of man kind.
behold our great almighty, zetlawn will be stepping foot in this area. grab all of the finest of fine objects and cloth. for we owe our life's and everything to this man.
Zetlawn by zetlawn November 3, 2020
Zetlawn is a name only given to the supreme. Zetlawn is a very sexy, loving asian man who has the brain of Einstein. There have been rumours that Zetlawn leaves woman in wheel chairs due to his whale sized dick
"Zetlawn and me we're together a while ago, I still cant walk due to his big pp"
Zetlawn by The truths of life November 21, 2021

Zetland teabag

When a man inserts his nut sack into another man's anus then proceeds to then put said nutsack into the same man's mouth
Can't believe doogie loves receiving a Zetland teabag after a long shift

Next time give them a Zetland teabag instead of just a Turkey slap
Zetland teabag by Crudeaviator April 27, 2023
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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