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verb. of Jewish origin - the act of ordering a female numerous shots - preferably jaeger or rumplemintz - at a bar, while motioning with two fingers (the index and middle fingers) in a sweeping, downward motion.

Inviting an intoxicated female to a late night party at your place, which likely isn't happening at all. Instead, as the female begins to leave, you turn on the dvd player and on comes Shrek 2. An intense make-out session usually ensues as "Absolutely In Love" (as performed by Counting Crows) begins to play (near the beginning of the movie).

If said make-out session is teetering out, not progressing around the base path, you may claim the female has "square nipples." After she vehemently denies the accusation, you tell her to prove it, and she promptly takes off her shirt.

You are golden.
That girl, Lauren, at the bar wasn't feeling me until I zeplained her, then she was all over me. Shots!

Jackie was looking for a late night last weekend but nothing was going on. So I zeplained her into coming back to my place, and we watched some Shrek 2 and things got heated!
by Shots!!! July 20, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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