Used when no other explaination is necessary or there is no right answer.
OR
What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.
OR
What you say when someone stated the obvious and there is no other way to break the awkward silence.
You: "So, why did you decide to sell your children as black market sex slaves and start regularly injected acetone into your veins?"
Me: "Your mom."
Or
You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."
Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"
Me: "Your mom."
Or
You: "That homework was the easiest thinkg I've ever done."
Me: "Your mom was the easiest thing I've ever done!"
by njadams10 January 10, 2008

by Homey wiz focizal February 27, 2008

a funny answer to any question, and i mean any question. best used to really piss someone off and possibly fight you if they get pissed enough.
Guy1: is your mom wearing tye dye again? she looks like a fuckin rainbow.
you: that reminds me tell your mom not to run rainbow colored lipstick, everytime she blows me she calls me skittles.
random dude: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap
you: that reminds me tell your mom not to run rainbow colored lipstick, everytime she blows me she calls me skittles.
random dude: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap
by Jay Keast May 21, 2007

A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...
by Jerry Rules! September 21, 2005

by alyssabeatsyou April 10, 2010

A phrase employed as a last ditch effort to save yourself in an arguement, avoid work, insult someone or simply when you have nothing else better to say.
Alex, did you do the rest of our very important project that's due today?
Errr..
You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!
I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.
Errr..
You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!
I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.
by DJ Silly Hat January 8, 2008

your mom can be used in plenty of situations pertaining to jokes, or diss's
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..
a)"dude, what did you do last night?"
b) "Your mom!"
or in a negative context;
a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"
b) "Your mom!"
or in a negative context;
a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"
by Maaadie August 13, 2008
