Willy wangler

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.

Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.

by WillyWonkersWorldOfWanking April 11, 2011

red winger

When you unknowingly hook up with a female at a party that is on her period

I accidentally hooked up with a girl on her period, my friends call me red winger now

by Sticky_Rice September 3, 2016

tinkle tankle wingle wanggle

The dance you do when you need a wee.

Joan was doing the tinkle tankle wingle wanggle on her first date with her French teacher; he didn't enjoy it.

by @susanalbumparty June 22, 2020

Winger

One who rides a Honda Goldwing. Goldwings are the biggest, heaviest, most expensive, and most unnecessary bikes in the world. Wingers totally miss the point of riding a motorcycle because they'd rather have seat massagers and TVs on their bikes.

Why is there a supertanker driving down the street? Oh wait, its just that winger and his awful Honda GL1800

by Alex Dumpance March 6, 2010

wiggler

A wiggler is kind of like a flapper, except that she has been rammed SO much that instead of her pussy flapping, it just wiggles, the lips dont even touch.

Dude your grandma is a WIGGLER! ::makes wiggling motions with hands::

by himura March 3, 2004

Winger-ing

Definition 1: Hooking up with a female way too young for a man's age; as referenced in the 1980's song by Winger, "Seventeen"

Lyrics: "daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me..."

Definition 2: A disgusting old man fetish
Bruce Willis and Emma Heming
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart
Billy Joel and Katie Lee

Dude: "Hey Dad, you can't just ask my ex-girlfriend to dinner, that's wrong!"

Dad: "Son, I'm just Winger-ing for a while until your Mom decides to come home"

Dude: "Damn that's gross...."

by dorito jackson, atl ga March 24, 2009

winger

Someone who excessively bothers you at work and invites you to a Chinese Buffet. If you say, 'No,' he calls you racist and tells you that you probably grew up learning to be racist against Chinese people. After suggesting another place, he says you have no life.

Guy 1: "Wanna go to a Chinese Buffet." Guy 2: "Nah, how about a pizza joint?" Guy 1: "Stop being such a racist pussy, and come to the Chinese Buffet." Guy 2: "Stop being an Winger, and come to the pizza joint."

by Guy at work May 1, 2009