White man syndrome

When you find yourself drawn to white men all the time and cannot get enough of them especially when they're tall and have immaculate game.

You cannot escape this diagnosis once you catch it, you're stuck. For LIFE.

Did you see Sarah? She's got a wild case of WMS (white man syndrome)

by K1TRAPPY November 7, 2022

Professional White Man

Somebody who is professional in being White.

Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...

by Viciboy January 7, 2021

Whitemare

Getting caught up in urban white middle-class activities you don't want to be a part of.

"Yesterday my colleagues all went to a local interpretive dance performance and I couldn't get out of it."

"Oh man, what a whitemare!"

by Anonymous Model September 19, 2011

white man's promise

a promise one makes to another, even though he has no intention of keeping said promise

Tom tells Joe, "I'll totally help you move this weekend, bro. " Tom has made Joe a white man's promise because Tom has already made other plans and has no intention of helping Joe move.

by Lario1234 November 9, 2013

Bald White Man

Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.

Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.

by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

Whitemare

A bad dream only African Americans can have. To dream of being responsible, going to work everyday and dressing appropriately.

Nigga I just had the worst Whitemare. I went to work picked up my kids from school and we had a family dinner. That sh*t was wack!

by zleep aggin October 10, 2012

White Man

White man: Someone dats white. There are many different species and types of the so called "white man"

Chill white man: A regular guy

Whiny-ass white man: Gets mad and pretends that black people blame everything on them

Wannabe black man: Acts ghetto and gangsta and thinks he's cool

Anti-white man: Thinks white people suck and still oppress minorities frequently.

Chill white man: Hey

Whiny-ass white man: Goddamn why do all the fucking niggers blame everything on us? Fucking dumb-ass minorities!

Wannabe black man: Ay, wuzzup my nibbas! How's it going man!

Anti-white man: White devils! Lets enslave them like we enslaved the blacks!

by I am a real person December 20, 2019