Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

Tally Whacker

A penis

No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.

by TheRealMoby February 11, 2019

Penis Whackers

Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.

Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."

by xXChelseaElizabethxX December 24, 2010

suds up whacker

A hand job in the shower

Do you want to join me in the shower for a suds up whacker?

by Jessana February 20, 2017

Whacker

A person who is capable of hacking and whacking at the same time.

A whacker can hack and whack your account.

by Oxidata September 11, 2020

tally whacker

synonyms- long john, peter, drake

antonyms- punani, vegeta, WAP

He sent me a picture of his tally whacker and it was so tiny

by definitionsforu101 April 29, 2024

Chad whacker

When you put a hot potato up your butt and it accidentally gets stuck, only for it to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like when you meet someone special for the first time.

Met this beautiful girl the other day, it was a hell of a chad whacker experience.

by Deathbum September 6, 2020