Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers
by fanny whacked February 3, 2010
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Get the Pasty Whackers mug.Guy 1: You know when you jump into a cold pool and your nuts cling to your body because they want warmth because your sperm wants to be warm.
Guy 2: I don't think I know that.
Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...
Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.
Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...
Guy 2: Oh...
Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.
Guy 2: (Laughs)
Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
Guy 2: I don't think I know that.
Guy 1: Yeah, nuts shrivel...
Guy 2: Oooooh yeah.
Guy 1: But when it's warm, they like, droop...
Guy 2: Oh...
Guy 1: And then they act as... they act as like a Pussy whacker.
Guy 2: (Laughs)
Guy 1: When you're doing it doggie style.
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by Carl VonGayLynn August 4, 2023
Get the daiquiri whacker mug.When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.
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