spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016

stick whacker

Weed trimmer

She started using a stick whacker instead of the lawnmower due to the drought

by Radiocitymexico May 10, 2016

Raccoon Whackers

A group of criminals, specifically thieves, who are a little crazy.

Did you here about those raccoon whackers at the corner store?

by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui June 5, 2016

Whacker

A low class person from Cork, Ireland. Typically, they have bad skin and attempt to drive cheap modified cars. Absolutely useless people.

Let's not go in there Dorothy. Probably full of whackers.

by Cork whacker August 1, 2017

Tally Whacker

A penis

No don't look your gonna see my Tally Whacker.

by TheRealMoby February 11, 2019

Fanny whacker

A person that is so mad they would drop kick another person in the fanny

You really messed her up you Fanny whacker

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018

Wicky-Whacker

A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.

Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.

by WickWhack October 18, 2023