Long Wang

In Chinese mythology Long Wang was a dragon king.
Nowadays, it means a big fat cock

Chinaman: Long Wang controls the elements

Modern man: I've got a long wang; look --flops onto table--

by Mungu February 28, 2007

Chicken Wang

Masturbating a guy with eccentric elbow movements.

1 - "Ali so got chicken wanged by Lizzie the other night !"

2 - Lizzie: "OMG Ali do you wanna' get chicken wanged?!?"

by Cooldude122 March 17, 2009

wang

Slang for the male genetalia, specifically the penis. Syn: penis.

That guy has a huge wang!

by Dystynt Methods March 19, 2003

Wangdu

a word used to describe a person who is ridiculously ridiculous.

OMG, your such a Wangdu! It's hilarious!

by pdrizzzzz January 23, 2011

Harry wanger

The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.

She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.

by JonJonB January 15, 2004

George Wang

A man who has a really really small penis. He never showers, which causes so much oil to be in his hair that Donald Trump wants to invade it. He refuses to speak normally and talks like an elderly Chinese prostitute.

Nobody:
George Wang: *in Chinese accent* Hey man, you want some dim sum dick. It's cold and has been tried by many people.

by Nuggetts February 22, 2019

Huge wang

A big penis

Yo michael, wanna see my huge wang?

In Chemistry I might pull my shorts down to flex my huge wang, hopefully all the sexy ladies will be impressed

by Boswald Bosley March 11, 2019