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Valorant

The best and most efficient way to get a mental disease, simply load the game and watch your mental health fall into shambles!
Hey Timmy that kid is depressed, he must play Valorant!
by Genius8500 May 23, 2022
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valorantfan8008

feeling very valorantfan8008
I wish i was valorantfan8008
by genius from harvard June 2, 2022
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Valorant

A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch
Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?
by some dude22 June 7, 2022
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valorantphobic

"Valorant is so annoying. I think that I'm Valorantphobic."
by minionfarter69 July 10, 2022
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Valorant

A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer
P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.
by HDRG July 23, 2022
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valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
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Valorant'd

A term used in valorant when enemy players use all of their utility to annoy you via flashing, concussing, etc. The results to this is either people accepting their fates (not doing anything) or people getting extremely pissed off
Person - "WILL THEY STOP FLASHING ME, I'M GETTING VALORANT'D"
by Zepherixs September 19, 2022
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