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vacation dick

A large/huge penis that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).
Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"

Boyfriend dick
by Joynucci May 14, 2016
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vacation outfit

an outfit bought weeks or months in advance to only be worn for the first time on vacation. most likely to dressy or trendy for the enviroment they will be wearing it in.
"Did you see that girls outfit? She's a little over dressed for Flordia isnt she?"

"Must be a vacation outfit, shes probably been saving it for a while."
by TinaRW June 16, 2008
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another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating
I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.
by allgr8 February 3, 2010
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Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.
by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013
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vacation dick

A dick that you don't get too often, but is large in the moment; when you are home, ain't all that.
Yo I flew to Baltimore and had some vacation dick but dude tried to hit me up back in miami and I was like "naw."
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vacation dick

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.
Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.
by bottom_boy June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

Large to the point of dangerous.

Leaves you sore but happy.
Got with a guy on holiday to Rome. He really slammed me with a brilliant vacation dick
by Lukeadams June 17, 2016
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