end update

something we will never get in minecraft

.yeah

end update is never coming out

by endupdateisnevercomingout August 23, 2025

Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'

"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"

by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012

Dusttrust (Updated)

no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come

forgive me
- TheGreatJan

this dusttrust (updated) "defininition" got updated because i was slightly stupid a year ago

by thegreatjan October 10, 2021

Ra1ki *updated*

Well he was a really cool guy but he quit

Hi Ra1ki *updated*

by Zjawx April 8, 2023

Oxygen Updater

Oxygen Updater is a free Android app to receive OxygenOS Over The Air (OTA) updates faster. Easy, safe and supports all non-carrier OnePlus devices.

Indian: sir android 10 update when?!1
Intellectual: Just use Oxygen Updater, my man.

by SomeDumbAccount March 18, 2020

updated kitchen

A kitchen Used To Make Drugs

Og Gotti Was Whipping In A Updated Kitchen

by Og Gotti November 18, 2016

End Update

A hypothetical update to the sandbox video game Minecraft overhauling the late-game End dimension. Although it was updated once in the 2016 Combat Update, another update to the dimension has been heavily requested by the game's community since the Nether Update and Caves & Cliffs updates in 2020 and 2021, respectively.

Minecraft fans have been clamoring for an End update for years yet the most they’ve gotten is dead leaves and copper pickaxes.

by CtrlAlt_Games August 4, 2025