When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.
Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
by EH.star.33 October 1, 2023
Get the Tara updatemug. A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
Get the Steve wilks once more updatedmug. “How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons
by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024
Get the Weather updatemug. by its_realtommy October 22, 2023
Get the Update 20mug. A human update is a replacement for the word "manual update" . This is any update that is performed by a human being on a computer system that is not a computerized or automated update.
The computer did not perform the update so a human update (instead of manual update) was completed.
The computer setup was not automatic so a human setup (instead of manual setup) was performed.
The information may need to be entered humanly (instead of manually).
The computer setup was not automatic so a human setup (instead of manual setup) was performed.
The information may need to be entered humanly (instead of manually).
by Sue Rolnd August 24, 2021
Get the Human Updatemug. Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????
Steve wilks yet again updated examples
University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021
Get the Steve wilks yet again updatedmug. by arum1784632785 May 5, 2024
Get the national relationship update daymug.