turedofit

tired of your shit beyound tured tired of it

Ah let's get up she's tripping, i'm turedofit tured-of-it

by SHIFTD March 11, 2021

Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

by mithyard June 24, 2021

Turned the Corner

Partying all night and then not going to bed and continuing the party into the next day

“Holly was being a bitch again, so Ric didn’t come home and turned the corner. It’s Sunday and he hasn’t been to bed since Friday. He’s actually turned two corners in a row”

by Ricmydick January 13, 2022

Turned around

Turned around is often used to define two homosexual males that most likely like 4 year olds and have a severe dog dick fettish

Hey Jimmy look at those fags there turned around

by Ohhhideseve it April 1, 2022

turned on

an emotion that means you are extremely happy or are experiencing large amounts of pleasure in your lower region. also known as your dick or pussy. some people refer to men being turned on as "happy."

Person 1: "God, that was hot. I'm so turned on right now."
Person 2: "Shut up and keep fucking me already."

by kokichioumadr3 June 17, 2022

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When you go out from the keyboard top and middle alternating and you try to find something nobody else has, but i’m too competitive so I found this, sorry.
You’ve already tried
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Person 1: I’m bored.
Person 2: Type tgrfedwsqayhujikolpvbcnxmz
*Person 1 dies of amazement*

by XVN November 27, 2022

Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.

Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.

by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023