topless head

When your girlfriend takes off her shirt and bra and gives you a blowjob.

Honey, let's duck into this empty room for some topless head.

by Buster1969 June 14, 2012

Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

by Topeted January 12, 2014

Topeka tumbler

When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack

Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.

by SirJZ28 June 23, 2015

tooterus

The male uterus. Where sperm goes, to make butt babies, during gay sex.

Greg was ecstatic to find out that Steves tooterus was willing and able to receive their soon to be offspring.

by blushed88 December 16, 2016

Toppen Camparus

The motherfuckers who play ranged toplaners in league of legends and camp you out

Hey did you know that someone on my friend list is a Toppen Camparus?
Unfriend him please.

by Msmote June 11, 2020

topleaseu

Alyssa topleaseu is an extremely famous and well-seasoned Twitter celebrity who has amassed over 800 followers in the past 2 years. Born and raised in Texas, USA topleaseu has grown up around stan culture and has shaped herself into one of the most well-known and impactful Twitter celebrities of the decade. topleaseu truly is the Twitter For iPhone and her impact and inspirational trends can be seen all over the app. topleaseu is a national treasure and I am so honoured to have her follow me.

topleaseu world domination.

by moreindifferent February 16, 2021

Topeka Creek Chub

A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.

Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!

by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021