Telk

a person who takes dick to the throat and balls to the chin

another word for a bitch ass dude or gay person

"That guy over there keeps talkin shit"

"I know..he's gay anyway"

"Yeah what a telk"

by KMAC05 June 29, 2009

teak

weed, marijuana, pot

Im get so mother fucking teaked right now.
Lets smoke some teak.
You a teak head.
Im a teak.

by nrchronzies November 21, 2007

Teak

A punk ass bitch

Look at this teak

by TK5 May 24, 2019

talak

In Arabic, if said 3 times by a husband, is a constitutional divorce from his spouse.

"Talak!Talak!Talak"(married couple now divorced)

by James Snow April 21, 2009

Telamon

The evil sidekick of Erik Cassel. He takes over millions of obsessed kids with an inside joke about fried chicken on his online game ROBLOX. Someday us minecraft users will crash the website and destroy telamon (John Shedletsky)!!!

You are fat and lazy like telamon.

by cppppppatrick October 15, 2011

Cherokee Teakettle

When banging a woman, you have to take a pee, and rather than pull out, you let it fly.

Ruth and I were going at it when I needed to take a leak. But we were having so much fun, I just gave her a Cherokee Teakettle instead.

by ReddMeat May 29, 2009

telayna

a pentecostal girl, often eats bosco sticks, and sits at the very first table in the lunchroom. you can't steal anything from her or you WILL go to hell.

here comes telayna, quote the bible.

by mannequin hand December 20, 2009