teak

a word often used by Doctor Who fans on Tumblr to discribe Matt Smith's hair, who plays the Eleventh Doctor.

The word is often used in haiku poems that pay tribute to Smith's hair.

The hair is like an elegant ocean wave carved from teak, and we welcome haiku on the subject, Japanese language optional.

by yourenotalone December 11, 2010

Teak

1. A type of wood that can be used to make various items.

2. A name for a girl. Not very common but it is used out there somewhere...

1. Guy- Check out this cool chair I made!
Guy 2- Cool! What's it made of? oak?
Guy-No man, this is pure teak!

2. Guy- Check out Teak over there! She's so hott!
Guy 2-Yeah she is! Hey, maybe she'd like your teak chair!

by mooshi800 April 18, 2009

Teak

A name given to your best imaginary friend

Person 1: Wanna go out tonight?
Person 2: Nah I'm chillaxin' with my home girl Teak!

Girl 1: Why are you always skipping out on our dates?
Girl 2: Me and Teak got a thing, it's kinda personal

by iliketoeatcake May 1, 2010

Teak

Teak is the name of the greatest man who has ever lived.

There’s literally something divine about him. A god in human form.

Person 1: Who is the greatest guy who ever lived?

Person 2: Maybe Jesus, actually nah it’s definitely Teak

by Agamemnon1000 November 24, 2021

teak

weed, marijuana, pot

Im get so mother fucking teaked right now.
Lets smoke some teak.
You a teak head.
Im a teak.

by nrchronzies November 21, 2007

Teak

A punk ass bitch

Look at this teak

by TK5 May 24, 2019

Teak

Teak (Teee-k)
noun~

A loose term for tea lovers who are geeks. Combining the two words together.

Teaks (Teee-ks)
noun~
Plural- More than one Teak.

Teak- "That dude is such a Teak"

Teaks- "The Sirignano's are a couple of Teaks"

by We're Steeped November 11, 2012