not Teemo

Teemo is the greatest champion in a popular computer video game, League of Legends. Teemo is the greatest champion in the league. Teemo is synonymous with perfection.

Therefore, when something is "Not Teemo", it is lackluster, unappealing, unfortunate, not-the-best, and just generally bad.

Well, that's not Teemo!

by GrandMasterJR October 24, 2019

teevo

another word for television. or T.V. ,but others fuck it as teevee. damn. i call it as "idiot box"

dickweed: hey bitch turn on the teevo! tyra banks is on.
asswipe: fuck the what dude cos lindsay lohan is on teevo!

by twodick May 16, 2008

Teflon

Term commonly used in reference to DuPont Teflon coated denier bullet-proof ballistic nylon.

Tre-pound on my hip, Teflon on my chest.

Teflon territory, you just can't shoot through.

by M1 December 16, 2004

teflon

The ability to deflect or deny blame in a work situation

You Teflonned that one!

by Chris October 24, 2003

Teeroy Jenkins

Pronounced: "Tee.roy Jen'kins" is the act of pooping in one's butt and having them poop in your butt. Afterwards, you continue pooping back and forth repeatedly.

After hours of Teeroy Jenkins I was exhausted and needed to take a shower because I felt extremely dirty. Poopsicles.

by Troy Metcalf January 14, 2008

teevo

indie-rock band from colchester, uk.

"also on the bill are young local upstarts teevo, whose soaring indie melodies are bound to win you over."

by dulcie February 17, 2004

teetotaler

Someone who totally drinks tea.

Hey bro want a Maté?
Totally, because I'm a teetotaler.
Relax have a beer!
No.

by Amy West February 8, 2013