mom tattoo

A mom tattoo is a medium to large tattoo on a mother, usually with flowers and/or hearts and scrolls with the name of her children. The design style will be based in the era directly preceding the woman becoming a mom, as that will be the last time she had time to look at tattoos, and received approximately five years after her last child, when the desire to show the world she's still cool is at the fullest.

My mom is thinking about running for president of the PTA, but I told her she better cover up her mom tattoo until after the voting ends.

by JoanOfSnark May 27, 2016

Shmeg tation

The formation of dick cheese (or shmegma) under the head of the penis

“I forgot to wash my penis and shmeg tation has started”

by Rohan McCririe December 19, 2017

Secret Wall Tattoo

A work of art, symbol, or sketch hidden behind a frame, mirror, headboard or other wall attachment of a hotel or motel room. The term is attributed to Joshua Homme, who created many wall tattoos while touring with Queens of the Stone Age. Some might try to link this practice with "anarchy" or "fighting the man" but these attempts usually end in fail. How serious can your statement be taken if you hide it under a $5 print?

"This hotel room smells like a band was in here! Quick, look behind the mirrors for Secret Wall Tattoos!"

Dude 1: Whoa, why are you taking down that picture frame?
Dude 2: I'm going to make a secret wall tattoo! I'm totally going to defy authority and feel like a rebel!
Chick 1: I'm never sleeping with either of you.
Chick 2: Me neither.

by Some Jerk Bob June 16, 2009

Toilet Paper Tattoo

When a little piece of toilet paper gets attaced to your penis after ejaculating into a roll of toilet paper.

The man looked down to see a toilet paper tattoo after masterbating in the bathroom.

by DanIdidyourmom February 3, 2012

New York Tattoo

When a male and or female is bitten by a subway rat. Typically on the ankle.

“Dave went to New York and got a sick New York tattoo.” “These broads all got rabies after getting a New York tattoo.”

by The solo man December 19, 2017

Tattoodle

A word meaning: Designing, or doodling ideas for a tattoo.

"Here I've made so tattoodles. This is what I'm thinking about"

by dickensy April 27, 2009

Tayton

Taytons usually are a stud-muffin. They have a weird since of humor, but they make up for the weirdness by how much they make you laugh. Taytons usually make you smile without trying. They never want to hurt your feelings but you can never tell if they like you as a friend or as a spouse. Taytons usually dress normally but when they dress up they might actually make you drool. They’re usually good at sports as well. They won’t let anyone be mean to you except themselves but when they’re mean to you, you know that they are only joking. Tayton is just the right person to lean on or go to when you need a laugh

I swear that Tayton is the hottest and funniest boy in the whole school!

by crying girl13 December 1, 2018