the act of masturbating using the thrust of your body instead of your wrist, keeping your hand stationary and utilizing full body motion (as in standard love making). This is the most realistic method of self-fornication that attempts to emulate the actual 2 person act of sexual intercourse.
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed
Pros - great full body workout
Cons - lubrication may be needed
Stationbating:
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...
I stationbated all over my apartment last night, i took it to the kitchen, bathroom floor, doggystyle in front of the fire place..then finished on bottom while howling at the top of my lungs...
by wootao August 17, 2009
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Derogatory term used to refer to a bad poker player with delusions of talent. Often a play $$$ balla found selling play chips online. Lives at home with Mommy and lurks on poker and shoe fetish forums. Destined to be a leech on society eternally and die alone.
by AK-47 Y'all June 5, 2009
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by atlas.star August 23, 2022
Get the Station 19 mug.When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.
“How did you first date go mate?”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
by Stratton Slapper January 6, 2023
Get the Stratton Slap mug.(Fa-lay-shin- Stay- shin) Deriving from the word "Felatio" and the word "Station", a Felatin' Station is a place where one specifically receives or gives felatio.
"Dude, let's go hit the Felatin' Station before we go to Lucy's party."
"Hell yeah dude! I've been thinking about getting Felatio at that place all day!"
"Hell yeah dude! I've been thinking about getting Felatio at that place all day!"
by XaltairX July 25, 2009
Get the Felatin' Station mug.1. A place or business where the people are usually rude turds and/or charge outrageous prices for shitty services & products.
2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.
3. A place where you go to poop.
2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.
3. A place where you go to poop.
I was listening to NPR last night, when this guy called in and yelled out, 'What in tarnation is on this turd station'!
by ChemicalPulseDotCom January 15, 2013
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