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Stapler

I broke my finger with a stapler
by Shrek the Justin March 26, 2023
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muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.
by Element114 January 29, 2015
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Buffalo Staple

When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.
She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.
by The Buffalo Stapler September 6, 2016
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web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler
person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs
by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020
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Ball Stapler

"Busting my balls" said different. That's it. What were you expecting?
F1- "Kelly's such a ball stapler, she's constantly over my head asking me stuff
by Shin-- February 27, 2021
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Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."
by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019
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Stapleton

A Big Headed, Low IQ, Lazy Person, who smells like 8 day old Chinese food, and must have his or her hand held to complete work.
who stamped all these papers, that was Stapleton.
by TACO BEST May 15, 2011
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