United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

by Leen2223 June 16, 2016

Soapesque

(adj.) Relevant to soap operas; Resembling the structure or drama within soap operas.

Girl: ...So I ran away with Jared and now we're staying in a cabin in the woods of Wisconsin.

Woman behind counter: Jesus Christ you're life is so soapesque.

by Waren G. Harding April 7, 2010

Staples

The ammo used in the short range weapon found in offices known as the Stapler.

"I need to load my stapler with the staples so I can attack the tango"- A kid who pretends to be in S.A.S.

by GatMFR September 9, 2015

the staps whine

Complaining about any fucking thing possible, whether your right or wrong in the situation. Usually occurs when one is bored and wants to complain just for the fuck of it.

Everytime i hear the staps whine i wanna rip my ears off.

by hueuby January 30, 2017

date the states

a game that people play to try and go out on a date with someone from every state in the United States. Only one date is needed and it has to be their home state. foreign people are wild cards and can be placed in any state.

Girl 1: did you go out with Jon? he's from Nevada.
Girl 2: Yeah I did! now i just need Oregon!
Girl 1: awesome! We are so good at date the states!

by lfhgaj April 6, 2009

Boss Fighting Stages

A video game where you fight npcs and defeat each npcs' boss.

You will also fight bosses.

Man: whatcha playing
Me: I'm playing Boss Fighting Stages

by A random definition maker November 27, 2022

Belmont Stakes

A very large race track in Elmont, NY bordering Floral Park. A great place to drink when all else fails. Belmont Stakes allows kids to drink there of all ages with anything being said to them. The first weekend in June is the best time to be in the parking lot getting shitfaced.

First Saturday of June, 90% of your friends with be getting drunk outta their minds in the parking lot of Belmont and no one will question their age.

Guy 1: It's the first Saturday in June, what do you wana do?

Guy 2: Are you crazy it's the Belmont Stakes?!

Guy 1: Good point lets grab a few dirty 30's of natty and get wasted.

by Sucka Nut June 9, 2009