skittles revolution

when you put skittles up ur anus and fart until they blow out into ur partners mouth

Suzy inserted skittles up her ass and i waited with my mouth open until her gas pushed them in my mouth!!!!!!!!!! yummy thats a skittles revolution

by candy_lover_69 March 9, 2010

shittles

little pieces of shit that melt in ur mouth, not in ur hand

Shittles!, taste the ass

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Log Splitter

An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!

Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...

Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.

Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell November 17, 2006

ball splitter

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. "Same as ball spreader." Gay erotica.

His ball splitter kept his cock constantly erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

Operation Skittles

A military Operation to convert Straight people to the Gay cause

Opperation Skittles: Making Straight People "Taste the Rainbow"

Yo, We got a casuality in Opperation skittles, the dude came out of the closet!

by ?? October 21, 2004

Asian Skittles

Skittles made in China

The Asian Skittles taste like sushi

by boo schu January 18, 2011

Shittles

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes, like Skittles in shape, but invariably made of shite

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those shittles off my arse

by sNoWy1998 December 28, 2005