You're smashed!

Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.

'*Alex drops a pen*'

'Alex you're smashed!'

by chrisity March 10, 2008

A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd October 7, 2008

A bag of smashed assholes

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

by USMCBear January 31, 2007

box of smashed assholes

This is a referral to something really nasty, the term "box of smashed assholes" is usually followed by a numerical value, such as "a thousand"

My fart smelled like a box of a thousand smashed assholes.

What the fuck, this beer tastes like a box of a hundred smashed assholes.

This indian smelled like a box of smashed assholes. He was drunk and high too. And tried to borrow a dollar.

by Friedolays November 4, 2009

Bucket of Smashed Crabs

Ugly

Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs

by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010

a box of smashed crabs

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

by bumski May 27, 2006

Bag of Smashed Ass

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)

Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!

by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008