Bass reduction surgery

A play on words of breast reduction surgery, a term used when you set the E.Q on your ipod (or any music player) to reduced bass. Considered pussyish as bass only supplies a light pulse with the music, most people would prefer bass boost, because the stock ipod headphones sound crap despite that most people have them intend of a proper pair, like Sennheiser or Bose, or anything else. Although bass reduction surgery is acceptable if the user has a very bassy pair of head phones, like skull crushers or beats.

Tom: Ah, shit, the base is hurting my ears, im gonna set the E.Q to bass reduction.

Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.

by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010

Motel Room Surgery

A surgery done illegally usually in motel rooms to remove organs to sell on the black market, or to just save money. The surgery is usually carried out by a eastern european with minimal training and leaves the patient with long term damage or complications.

I just saved two grand by having motel room surgery.

by Hazardous Tampon April 7, 2015

They did a surgery on a grape

They did a surgery on a grape

Person 1: the grape needs to go to the hospital
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success

They did a surgery on a fucking grape

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
They did a surgery on a grape

by Ligma my balls November 29, 2018

surgery

What americans do as a passtime. Get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.

american 1: I'm playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?
american2: I'm going to have a bit of surgery, I haven't been a whole week you know!
american1: damn, this big mac is lovely.

by iguanapunk May 29, 2004

Sacramento Slugger

The act of filling a tube sock with freshly excreted fecal matter, then striking a companion/spouse repeatedly.

The prostitute was way too expensive, so I talked her down to 20$ for a Sacramento Slugger instead.

by Drew Cavner October 25, 2007

slugger

noun-

1. a person who is lazy and does absolutely nothing all day, someone who is characterized by their laziness and unwillingness come out of the basement
2. someone who is extremely messy

"Girls, you are the two biggest sluggers ever, get OUT of that basement!"

"It's four in the afternoon and that slugger still hasn't gotten out of bed."

"CLEAN YOUR ROOM. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MESSIER SLUGGER IN MY LIFE!"

by freckkkle November 5, 2009

amateur surgery

A noticeably bad shaving job.

Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."

by Super Chicken 46 January 20, 2008