Simperton

The state of being a simpleton and simp

stop being a simperton

by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Multis Simperious

A person who has gone on to a level higher than simping

He was multis simperious

by Cube ka will ur dj j4 v go to September 17, 2020

Chairdolf Sitler

i really dont know what you expect

holy fuck its chairdolf sitler

by spoingus6699 December 8, 2021

simplerfull

SIMPLe & powERFULL. Something that is both amazingly simple and incredibly powerfull.

Google has to be the most simplerfull search engine ever.

by Ale Muñoz May 15, 2005

simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

Simper

Verb - To tinker. To alter slightly in a manner to improve

I have Simpered with my Fantasy Football team

by Tony Swain September 22, 2008