Metsu Shoryuken

A devastating SUPER HARD 3 Hit upper-cut by Ryu that delivers and exaggerated amount of damage! The uppercut literally breaks the opponents molars and teeth and sends them at least 20ft airborne!

Ryu: C'mon Ken! I dare you to jump at me!
Ken: God i hope ryu dosen't pwN me agaiN!
Ken Jumps...

Ryu: (HAHA!) METSU ShoRYUKEN! Ken gets launched... Ken gets owned as usual... :(

by Junetown94 August 10, 2010

Sorry Ass Mother fucker

Someone who wants you to feel sorry for them but is a no good asshole

He's a sorry ass mother fucker because he doesn't work and blames his parents for everything.

by Perfectionartista June 13, 2017

Sorry, I'm American

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?

ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)

by LocustOfTheNile666 February 25, 2011

Sorry and shit

Sentence used to apologize for any situation were the outcome is negative for someone other than yourself.

Girl "you didn't meet me at the mall like you said you would."

Guy "sorry and shit."

Coined from Tech N9ne song.

by Lettanina March 27, 2009

i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011

Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.

Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!

by WavedBrute July 21, 2011

shouryuken

v. (sho-riyu-kehn)

To pull of an attack by use of jumping from your left foot into the air while saying said noun and thrusting your fist upwards. Connects usually in contact with chin, may be avoided by lifting your right arm as to guard. While performing said technique, you may earn a value of "points" in addition to an optional perfect.

Made famous by Ryu from Street Fighter.

Synonym:
Dragon Punch, ultimate uppercut of doom.

Mike: Hello Xav, how have you been doing today?
Xav: Shouryuken!!
Mike: *flies in the air with chin raised high, bruised* Uwa~ Uwa~ Uwa~ -hits ground twice, laying unconscious-
Xav: *lands onto ground and poses with arms folded*
Score Counter: brrrrrrr -this continues for a while- rrrring.

by Mikao February 8, 2008