King of the Shire

A guy who is known for successfully hooking up with multitude of very short girls

friend 1: Did you see David bring that 5' 1'' home last night?

friend 2: Ya dude, he is definitely the King of the Shire

by Gandy Wandalf August 30, 2017

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022

not that kinda shirley

in reference to the really bad definitions of shirley that are on here, not that kinda shirley is awesome, almost angelic and applies to all the shirleys that are actually not white trailer trash sluts with daddy issues who want to steal your cancer meds to sell.

"is she some kind of shirley?"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"

by dats wight wabbit March 16, 2020

The Shire

A cesspit inhabited by the most revolting skanks and violent douche bags on the planet. They're all blinded by a wall of arrogance that is cemented together with stupidity and ignorance. they tend to believe that they are gods gift to creation and call everyone who bags them "Jealous".

Originally inhabited by monkey's who learned to wax and go swimming, they were quarantined until the construction of the Tarren Point Bridge, which opened up the area to St. George who defend , for some unknown reason, the Shire from the Lebs and other scum of the area. Almost all inhabitants smoke marijuana, and if ever confronted by one of these primal creatures, the only way to avoid confrontation is to say you've been "Punching Cones" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.

"Dude I almost got bashed last night!"
"What the fuck!?! Where?"
"I was in the shire."
"How'd you get out of it?"
"Said I punched cones. Duh."
"Ahhh.... Fucking stupid monkeys"

by Shire hater March 3, 2008

shitier faced

more drunk than shit-faced

little did i know my parents got shitier faced when they went on alcoholiday

by homgen4 October 29, 2006

Shirice

A name commonly given to a female. She is chill and collective, but can get a little crazy at times. Is often very excitable and will be there for you when you're feeling down. Also, when saying the name you must carry out the "E".

person uno: SHIRICEEEEEE!
shirice: yeah..?

by cmoneyyy =) April 7, 2008

shirina

What a girl!.......Shirina is a complete queen, but will mess with your head boi! She will have you wrapped round her finger, but will never dare to ever let u think she likes you. She also has u gain skits with her mind games because she either angry with u or flirting with u. You will always have that spark with her and will never forget her. But if u wanna wifey her u gots to ask her out or tell her u like her, don’t mess with her head or u will be forgot in a heartbeat. But ngl she probs likes u and will say yes, so just go for it!!!

Yoooooo!! Boi do u know if Shirina likes me?

Just go for it and say u like her before it’s too late

But what if she don’t like me?

Omg it’s obvs she does and she will 1hunded say yessss!!

by Just some gallll May 24, 2018