2 definitions by Gandy Wandalf

King of the Shire

A guy who is known for successfully hooking up with multitude of very short girls

friend 1: Did you see David bring that 5' 1'' home last night?

friend 2: Ya dude, he is definitely the King of the Shire

by Gandy Wandalf August 30, 2017

Slime Dime

A girl who would usually rank a 5 or 6 on a scale of 10 in regards to attractiveness; yet, with the addition of excessive amounts of alcohol, becomes a 10/10.

Jimbo: Wow, the girl I took home last night was hot as fuck.
Bob: Dude, check out her Facebook. Sorry, but she was a slime Dime.

by Gandy Wandalf September 16, 2017