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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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homeland security

All actions taken by national, state and local governments, by the private sector, and by individuals to prevent a terrorist attack from happening, to protect a target from being hit, to respond aggressively and appropriately once a target is hit, and to recover after an attack.
The national government spends 30 billion dollars a year on homeland security programs. It spends more than 300 billion on department of defense projects.
by Industry Pincer September 18, 2005
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Securitay

Securitay (si-kyŏŏr-i-tā’),n. Bogus, phony, ersatz, theatrical or imitation security.
"You mean, we have to take off our shoes, dump our water AND get molested, in the name of securitay."
by Abu al-Amok December 27, 2011
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Securitron

I hate Securitrons because of how much health they have and how much damage they do.
by Djungelskög January 16, 2022
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Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.
Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.
by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013
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Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment
She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!
by Belkster March 13, 2016
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Muskat Security

Refers to atypical security consultant that reads too much, does too little and generally runs around like a puppy shitting and pissing on everything good. Muskat is often referred to in the context, "If you're doing your job, he's not doing his". Muskat is the epitome of chicken little security.
Consultant: We need to move all our apps to IPv6 to be secure, it's much better than IPv4

Any reasonable person: Dude, we don't practice muskat security here, piss off!
by ttkronee October 7, 2016
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