jack off season

The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.

This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.

"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."

"That sucks!"

by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008

'tis the season, for the stealin'

A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.

Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.

by YAWA November 14, 2018

cuffin season

the season in which everyone is getting coupled up usually around when the weather is beginning to change and it is getting cold outside...

yoo it is getting to be cuffin season you cuffed yet?

by lind817 December 22, 2008

draco season with the bookbag

breaking up with someone by using the tiktok audio “draco” with the last line being: “you ain’t never get your b back”

girl : draco season with the bookbag
boy: dammit 😭😭

by ashhishhlshheshheshhn March 25, 2022

Furries Hunting Season

It happens every Year to January 1st-December 31st or 30th
You can hunt, kill and eat every furry alive.

Me: This Furries Hunting Season was cool, all furrys are now dead.

by AntiFurries July 19, 2023

hoodie season

the time when girls want hoodies from boys, especially a boy they are in love with (whether the boy knows it or not)

"Hoodie season and I'm tryna wear yours"

by fjdsuingirbfnvurjgoeo September 23, 2018

sweatpants season

When the weather turns colder and all the guys start wearing sweatpants and you're inner hoe comes out and you glance at the 🍆 as you walk by. Also lets you know who your dtf

Can't wait for sweatpants season my inner hoe abt to be thirsty.

by Jacob is ugly February 22, 2018