The Tree Scale

Refers to the size of a woman.

Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie

Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima

Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel

Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera

Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell

Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend

Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.

by click clack um fu fu April 25, 2009

Futch scale

A scale of different “types” of lesbians. Different places on the scale are:
•High Femme
•Femme
•Butchy Femme, also known as Chapstick Lesbian
•Futch
•Soft Butch
•Butch
•Stone Butch

Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”

by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018

SCAMerica

What America seems to be morphing into where virtually everyone is trying to pull some type of SCAM on other people - all seemingly without repercussion.

Only Enron and Worldcom could happen in SCAMerica.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Golden Scalpel

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

by cork man April 30, 2005

Female Rating Scale

The female rating scale is a scale ranging from 1 to 10 based on a female's attractiveness. This scale is purely based on looks and does not take into account personality in any way.

Men use this scale to assess how attractive a woman is, usually when describing them to other men. A man will state a number on the scale to describe a woman they saw.

The scale works in this way:

1- Ugly, by all accounts. There is nothing bar plastic surgery that could make you hot. And even that might fail

2- Generally ugly

3- Really, really drunken shag only

4- You're not good looking,but this is generally because something wrong with you, like you're fat or really skinny, have a strange feature or have spots. Potential to get better

5- Average

6- Decent looking, not a head turner and may be overlooked but decent. With make up, appears to be a 7/8 but is really a 6. A 5 can become a 6 with a defining feature (e.g a nice ass)

7- Generally good looking and approachable, most people would see a 7 and try to talk them. A 7 and up does not need make up and has good features

8- Hot, head turner. If you see an 8 you notice them immediately in a room. They have great features all round and most people will find them attractive

9- 😍😍😍😍😍😍👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 Near perfect... Nearly everyone will agree that they are beautiful. Great face, great body, if a 9 is in the room every single person in the room appreciates that they are beautiful.

10- Your Mrs on her wedding day

I went to Lock 17 bar in London last night and I saw a 9 On the female rating scale, You should have seen her!

Submitted by @MaddaDan

by Madda Dan September 10, 2016

Closet Scaper

Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.

John is a closet scaper, he even deletes his history when friends use his computer!

by Screechingmu October 18, 2008

Scale of 1-10

A slang version of rating the attractiveness of usually a female, but can be used on a male also. 1 being the least attractive number on the scale - 10 being the most attractive number on the scale.

Example: 1." damn! On a scale of 1-10 That girl is a 10! " meaning. The girl is really "hot or sexy" 2. "I would say she is a 7 out of 10. " meaning someone is attractive, but not perfect. 3. "That girl is a 0!" Meaning someone is rudely or jokingly saying that person is so unattractive, they don't belong on the scale as even a 1.

by CatsSB August 26, 2016