stable genius

Someone whose head is full of horse manure.

"I'm a stable genius." - Donald Trump
"Hey, stable genius! Go muck out the stable." - Fred Trump, to son Donald, after slapping him on the back of the head.

by The Disambiguator May 2, 2018

Stabness

When you get stabbed by like a thing with a point and it hurt

oh no I got become stabness

by fuckballsindaBDUSSY September 26, 2021

lomfani staban

A word for calling people gay in South Africa.

The man was putting on make-up, I said, " lomfani staban."

by Mikaeel Daraot December 2, 2016

stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.

1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.

by The eradicator July 15, 2007

stabby-hot

When its so hot out that tempers get short, and fights flare up. Used esp. for areas in the inner city, where the crime rate seems to go up with the temperature.

"Man, it's stabby-hot out today. I wouldn't hang on the corner unless you feel like getting cut."

by anon p. anon August 17, 2009

stab lab

A plasma donation center.

John: "What happened to your arm?"
Sarah: "I went to the stab lab on Main Street."
John: "Why?"
Sarah: "I got $20 for donating plasma."

by Mæth November 25, 2015

stab sticked

When two guys thrust their dicks together with force.

“Look, my dick is all red”
“ How did that happen?”
“I was stab sticked”

by The Gadgie April 13, 2019