treasurewars staff

They are typically not there when you need them. And most of the times you still them to help they just don't respond,
but Envyful, Legenddev, Huli and Azure are great. But Menslooter isn't great he is just bad.

Treasurewars staff are so useless fam.

by tobguin05. June 29, 2018

Staff off to

Masturbate

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.

by Phoenixblossom May 9, 2019

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

The High Staff

A pengu That can talk...And has a really small penis but his name is Thomas...Why...But he can work computers and owns a discord sever...For some reason but he has a steam account and has friends...And is a bloody jerk and is a jerk and is very very large ;)....

The high staff is very smart kinda.......Sort of....Not at all ok...

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018

rape staff

Anything's a dildo if your brave enough

Hey man, nice sword, you could use that as a rape staff.

by Stanist9696,6969 November 26, 2017

Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

handsome staff

The act of designating the best looking staff member on a work team to complete a task by leaning on their good looks and charm.

The finance department was unlikely to approve the budget so we sent handsome staff (Jonathan) to convince them to unlock the funds.

by #ThatGuy1982 September 13, 2016