sasquatch

the act of shaving ones pubic hair and ejaculating on a woman and throwing it on her. This is widely known as the sasquatch.

i have a lot of hair stuck to me since Jimmy did the sasquatch on me last night

by Mr.Cuddles July 10, 2004

Sasquatch Shit

The kind of shit where you have been living off of only bagels and granola for about a week and when you have overcome the epic battle of shitting this monster you have no choice but to wipe with a pinecone or sharp stone, because that is all you can find. Usually occurs in the Colorado Rocky Mountains on hiking or rock climbing trips.

On the hiking trip I had the hugest Sasquatch Shit evuurrrrrrr!!

by Sassy-squatch December 31, 2009

Sasquatchistan

The existence of this country is denied by most; but such people have no homelands to be spoken of. Most trees here are dead, as they have been turned to parts used to build a paper processing plant. The population, surprisingly, is not one consisting of "big foots", but rather rednecks, hillbillies, and on occasion, a local sheriff. This country is known for large underground deposits of cotton. Recent conflicts here have prevented tourism and cotton from being major economic sources of money. Thus, there is no system of currency here. You can only access this place by riding the SS. HOLY SHIT, or the Howling Executioner of Hades, if he is in a good mood. However, the LMSYR prevents most people from accessing Sasquachistan. The LMSYR has been fighting scottish pirates for well over a fortnight. They are losing. They are high.

Ay, bitch, get yo ass in da car so we can hit dat Sasquatchistan wit mah molten shit, bro.

by The Twelve Tounged Tree January 1, 2010

Samsqwanch

Same as the Yeti, Bigfoot, Chewbacca, Sasquatch and many different names the creature is called.

This particular name is a reference from the movie "Trailer Park Boys" the nickname was commonly used by Bubbles.
(Bubbles is one of the characters in the movie)

"Holy f*** Ricky, it's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch!"
"There's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch at my door, what do I do?"

by Soapaosin November 14, 2013

Sasquatch

A white male, who’s name is Connor. Runs like the monster and is seen in the Pennsylvania area, playing football.

I saw Connor running!

Is that a sasquatch? No it’s just connor.

by COBALTBLUU June 7, 2018

Sats Bunnies

Sats Bunnies or Sats Bunny refers to a type of girlfriend of people owning bitcoins.

It is girlfriends of people who changed their socio-economic status by gaining a lot of wealth with Bitcoin. The Sats Bunnies are mostly there for the wealth of the bitcoiner. Sats bunnies is in many cases a kind of gold digger. It can also imply that under normal circumstances the bitcoiner would not attract that type of girlfriend.

The terms was coined by @MsHodl on Bitcoin Twitter when Bitcoin passed 32000 USD.

Yeah, I hope bitcoiners are generally smarter than this.. but I believe many will very much find themselves some sats bunnies

by WTango January 2, 2021

Sunset Sasquatch

When I stick my Big foot in your poon.

My dogs are barkin from all the Sunset Sasquatch love my old ladys been requesting.

by RVCIII January 14, 2008