Department of Redundancy Department

A snarky little quip made when someone has mistakenly repeated themselves.

Man in the coffee shop: Continuing on, I'd like a chai tea latte with milk.
Barista: Department of Redundancy Department!

by faithplayskeys November 30, 2009

redundant

see redundant see redundant

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by yohan van durgen schmut September 10, 2006

returd

If you are a student of language you will appreciate the explanation of this definition. Lets look at the origins of the word. It may be a verb or noun similar to the word retard - delay, procrastinate, postpone, slow, hinder or obstruct. So if someone was a re-tard (this of course is the French pronunciation used in the Golden Globe winning film The Hangover) then it would be one who was delayed, a procrastinator, slowed, etc. The meaning of the prefix re- means to repeat, back, or again. So that if you are labeled a returd, it would designate you as someone who repeats the turding process frequently. Therefore not an individual who hinders or slows the turding process. Please feel free to apply the moniker to people as needed. I think it could be applicable to one who spews forth turds, perhaps those in elected office, in specific divisions of sales, or individuals who have not completed assigned tasks and feel the need to deny the reality that they were retarded in doing the task and so they make up excuses for the delay.

Perhaps it could be used in a sentence like this: "I was so sick of hearing all of his bogus excuses, one after the other, he is such a returd". As a verb it might be used in this way, "Man he needs to shut his mouth. The stuff he is saying is like so returded".

There are so many people and instances in which I plan to use this new term. Feel free to make it your own and use it as you see fit. Let this be my gift to you, you big returds.

by Honey Deaumoi February 11, 2010

Returd

When you poop and wipe your butt and then have to poop some more.

"God damn returds cost us half a roll of toilet paper, Mr. President!"

by Cramhead July 3, 2009

Redundatarded

A derogatory term; a portmanteau of "redundant" and "retarded". Used to describe someone who is acting in an especially retarded fashion.

Did you actually just eat that manure? That was redundatarded.

by Forward_bound June 14, 2010

retandom

To be random and retarded simutaneously

"That was retandom" or This game has the most retandom games ever!

by Poet Girl 96 May 23, 2011

redundantize

To speak redundantly when talking.

My boss asked me to file these files in the filing cabinet.

I told him that there was no need to specify "in the filing cabinet" because it was unnecessary.

Often, the 2 of us, both, redundantize frequently.

by CynicPlacebo August 5, 2011