Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.

Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.

by Asianchild December 28, 2013

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

reading my manga

Some fuckin gay site that that i read manga on surprisingly it has a safer comment section than pornhub ngl and lowers my confidence because my peen is only 7 inches these mother fuckers out here wit dicks bigger than my whole arm Jesus Christ

random dude 1: shit how did i get addicted to this shit? reading my manga is the only site i go on at night help me lord

therapist: thats simple your gay

:) why did you search this up

pornhub: ... what is this shit

by i am not gay chill May 13, 2021

child-rearing

raising children. root word: REAR because it's a pain in the ass!

Pam majored in child-REARing, little did she know it would only be a pain in the ass.

by pamsweeney January 27, 2013

Retardginalize

To marginalize something so completely as to make it absolutely retarded.

Republicans Retardginalize Taxes down to sound bites and talking points.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 23, 2010

HEY YOU THE PERSON WHOS READING THIS

you are a very special person i want you to accept this word and add a word to the urban dictionary called "deadboneman" and then when someone accepts your word I'll find your word rince and repeat i wrote this at " 8:22pm,Sunday,June 20th and if I don't find the word within 5 days. I wrote this word for no reason

Are You Up For The Task?
HEY YOU THE PERSON WHOS READING THIS

by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

by octopod November 22, 2003