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Preemptive Waffle-Stomp

An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.
'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018
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PreMadonna

An individual who focuses more on the prestige and admiration of onlookers rather than the art itself. Wanting to wear the black belt above having an actual love of the martial art. Desiring to be a ballerina or a beautiful singer or an amazing gymnast, handed bouquets, in the spot light and wishing for that same admiration she has seen other artists receive without appreciation or an understanding of the work and self sacrifice that it took to get there.
After America watched the women’s gymnastics team win Olympic gold in heroic fashion, gymnastics clubs around the nation became temporarily filled with PreMadonna children, inspired by such a feat.
by SiberianDoronzo July 17, 2019
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the prem

indian wannabe musitian guitarist who gets on evryones nerves for doing too well in school and being such a kiss ass
"Dude whenever i figured out the question the prem had already answered it. i wish he'd go play some fuckin guitar and beat off to his maths text book or something"
by barata April 15, 2008
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preliminary retard

Someone so stupid that you know, before you even meet them.
That guy in the wheelchair looks like a preliminary retard.
by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003
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preity zinta

Nice titties.......actually amazing indian actress with pefectly nice ( and natural ) bubblas
Kya priety zinta hai yaar !! mujhe preity chahiye zinda ya murda!!
by Husband November 5, 2004
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preemie

Taking a shit before it is done brewing deep in your bowels. It is a hastily forced turd due to knowing you will have limited access to a clean and suitable toilet later in the day.
I grunted out a preemie this morning because the nosey lady at work keeps locking the john.
by robotbrian July 26, 2011
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Prem

‎'Prem' is a shortened version of the word 'Premature' in reference to girl's bodies which have not yet matured, due to the fact their under the age of legal consent. Many late teenage males are sexual predators, who mainly prey on underage women. Therefore- the term prem-hunter was born to give these scumbags a title. Variations include 'premtastic' and 'prem dé lá prém'. Prime examples of 'prem' are Miley Cyrus, Jamie-Lynn Spears & Madelline McCann.
Insert Name Here is prem dé lá prém" - she is the créme dé lá créme of underage girls
by The Prem Hunter August 4, 2010
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